Newspaper archive

Don't post in here, i only use this to make a archive for my Newspapers.
If you want to read old news you can do that here, please admins dont reply either.

Edit: Made the text less noobish - ReDnEcK
edit #2: lol thx red kiss
edit #3: Np,you know i love you!
edit #4: I love you mister journalist - DARKCooKie
edit #5: haha stop raping my edits

Archive for april:



| 29 April 2009, 22:18 |

SERVER IP: 213.113.211.24:10480

WE ALL MISSING YOU TRIN PLZ COME BACK
WANTED: TRIN, Drunk or Alive

Today the weather: Many suspects (names censored @CIA) got arrested cuz they slipped over too much blood in server.
In the afternoon VIP suicided after it was only 30 seconds before tie, hes *beep* and it started raining.

Kanopussy earned his first million by entering the nice-girls scene

You want Cookies? Go watch DAAAAAAAARKs new name, he is selling much Kebap for EVERYONE with cooked cookies



| 28 April 2009, 14:39 |

Hot tip of the Day:
Don't mess with the leaders, lol
btw: ReDnEcK new *beep* of the month?



| 26 April 2009, 15:27 |

MoB is growing up more and more.
Much newcommers, winning nearly all Clanwars and beeing one of the biggest community in swat4 made us to one the best Swat 4 Clans. I say thanks to our leaders, our members and of course to all guests and MoBfriends. We all made this together and its nice to see how we bloom while others mean swat4 is dying. The hard work what we invested in this clan gives us that all back now! We never gave up and now we got what we earned: The best community.


Your president

Archive for May:


| 28 May 2009, 10:37 |

New award for our Clan:
MoB is funniest and coolest Swat4 Clan!
No other Clan has the same
chilled Admins like MoB!

Camel is back!
And he have a COOP-Server for us!
Go and learn to play in a team

New MoB-Video
Our Ninja is back with a nice MoB-Video!
We gonna make a 2nd one in the next time

Today the weather:
Master is thrilled cuz he got no kiss from Trin!
But he got one from iTsaMe
he ran away before he could enjoy it



| 21 May 2009, 13:19 |

The Word "Gay" is back for all members!
The word got independent cuz its only used for fun.
Harder words got censored to keep the peace.

Hot tip of the Day:
Who thinks sex is the best,
took never a accurate dump!

Today the weather:
Extrem Hotness, Servers always full....
if they are online!
But our Servers enjoy much attendant




| 16 May 2009, 10:59 |

Master is back in Game!
Big welcome Tazerparty for him!

HOTTEST NEWS:
Cookie got arrested in Italia
while making Rape-Party with Osama bin Laden

Today the weather:
Good barbecue weather in Germany!
Enjoy the good weather.
Barbecue Party in Tealk's House!




| 10 May 2009, 14:28 |

COOKIE IS GOING TO ITALIA TO MEET OSAMA IN ROME AND MAKING PICS FOR US!!!

Server is lost?
Someone wanna open one?
WANTED: NEW SERVER HOSTER!
Contact someone in Forum or a leader

Today the weather: Less spam before the blizzard starts, it will be very hot
Dont be scared, everything will be fine!